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And...added, brand-new bonus feature! I know that it can be a pain in the patoodle to try to remember when your fave authors have a new book out, so we are launching a sweet new deal to make life easier for you! If you opt-in (and ya don't have to!, we will send you a short text message each time I have a new book out, new merch for sale, etc. How cool is that? All you need to do is enter your mobile number in the fields below. The text alerts will ONLY be for really cool stuff and I'll NEVER share it with anyone, so you'll get one only a few times a year, but man...those few times will be worth it!
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