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My randomly sent nugget of untamed, mind-blowing, literary genius (What? Me overstate things? Never.) will deliver high octane entertainment directly to your inbox. I know, that's enough right there to justify signing up, but as an added bonus, you will even get first dibs on the news that everyone (like, literally, everyone) wants to know, like when my next book is coming out, when I'm putting a book out for free ('cause we all like free, right?), and other awesomely fantastic stuff. 

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And...added, brand-new bonus feature! I know that it can be a pain in the patoodle to try to remember when your fave authors have a new book out, so we are launching a sweet new deal to make life easier for you! If you opt-in (and ya don't have to!, we will send you a short text message each time I have a new book out, new merch for sale, etc. How cool is that? All you need to do is enter your mobile number in the fields below. The text alerts will ONLY be for really cool stuff and I'll NEVER share it with anyone, so you'll get one only a few times a year, but man...those few times will be worth it! 

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Seriously. Life is just good sometimes, right? Let's all do a happy sigh together. And, you might even consider adding me to your safe sender list so my brilliance and wit doesn't entertain the dust bunnies in your spam folder, instead of you. Not that the dust bunnies aren't super deserving of having their day brightened, of course. 'Cause they are.

Go make today awesome. You deserve it.

Stephanie 



(Hey, just in case you were so entranced by my wit and humor that you got distracted from what was happening, the law wants me to make super, ultra sure that you understand that by submitting your name and email address, you are signing up for my entertaining-as-hell newsletter, from which you can unsubscribe at any time. By submitting your mobile number, you're signing up for text alerts, which you can stop at any time. I think sharing your info with other people is rude, so I'll never do it. Even for a million dollars. You and me. We're tight. Rock on.)
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